i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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