I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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