dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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