That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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