I want to have your abortion
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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