What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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