"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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