What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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