haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
love makes seman taste better
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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