if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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