Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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