East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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