I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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