Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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