I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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