Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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