is your mom at the bar?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Randomize
