Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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