Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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