he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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