I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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