im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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