nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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