people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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