I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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