Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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