What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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