Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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