Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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