Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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