I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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