I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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