what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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