omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he shaved USA in his pubs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
