how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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