Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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