I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Boobs are out for the taking
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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