He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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