I want to walk on stilts...naked
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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