some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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