She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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