My hand turned me down
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I love you.
Bad choice
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