I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
