Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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