My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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