evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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