try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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