i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i out mim tonsoeep
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