You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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