in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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