just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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